👗 30 December 2017: You’ve been invited to a swanky New Year’s Eve party but have nothing suitable to wear! Which video game character do you call to ask if you can borrow an outfit?
I have absolutely no idea truthfully….I’m a ‘t-shirt and jeans’ guy who knows nothing about fashion. No clothes really suit me either…I actually can’t wear light colours. Just can’t. It’s all moody dark colours for me. Plus, I don’t really go out, especially not to New Year’s Eve parties…I’m usually in bed by ten!
So who can I dress like? Bear in mind I look like a greying, chunky Claude from GTA III or Max Payne on a bad day…who could I call on to lend me some cool clothes?
Ok…it’s kinda plain, but I think I could pull it off. Mind you, explaining the death of humanity via nuclear war might depress anyone curious about my outfit. I don’t think it will match my trainers either.
Not that chunky!
Perfect…t-shirt, leather jacket and jeans. Not sure about the beam katana, but maybe I should start to accessorize?
So, yeah I’d probably give Travis a call at the No More Heroes Motel and ask him to send something across. I could probably get away with not washing the items too…